CRIME LOG FROM THE PAST WEEK:
Police called on 'emotionally' dead roommate:
Medics requested that officers accompany them to a call at 12:19 a.m. about someone in cardiac arrest in the 17100 block of Berlin Lane. Medics arrived on scene first and found the person in question to be healthy. The person's roommate claimed she felt the subject was "emotionally" dead.
Several callers reported 13-15 people were in a "full-on brawl" near the pier, 4:35 p.m.
Malibu Lane and Banning Avenue, lewd conduct:
A man and a woman appeared to be having sex on the sidewalk, 6:44 p.m.
*****please note the time on that last one******too funny
Villa Pacific, 9700 block, suspicious circumstances:
A drunken woman appeared to be having an asthma attack, 8:46 p.m.
there you have it, finally some more good ole fashioned hilarious sinning